What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures (with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates). With a series title that long, you know there will be loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!
As Chapter 9 opens, Brandi finds herself at the hands of dirty Queen Broomhilda and a dozen horny ladies-in-waiting. After a bit of fun, she escapes and discovers renegade Prince Juanito has been creating android replicas of King Ricardo's court. Will these mechanoid sex workers overthrow the monarch, or do they play only a small part in a much grander scheme devised by Robin's evil ex, Marian? Can Brandi defeat an army of her own android clones?
"Allow me to help you." My curvy wanton picked up a wash mitt and poured a drop of bath gel onto it, then leaned over the side and began soaping my breasts in slow, circular motions, inwardly spiraling toward my pert nipples. "It's the least I can do for all the fun you showed us this evening."
I sighed. "Thanks. You girls don't have a good time every night?"
She made a sad pout. "Most nights, no. The queen kicks us out of her bedchamber whenever she has company. Our personal quarters are rather small, so we can't get up to much activity."
These women weren't flesh and blood, so why did they even need private quarters? Couldn't they just all line up in a closet and switch off when they weren't needed? An odd notion occurred to me. I sensed that my sexy hostesses didn't realize they were synthetic creations. Did they not know they were androids?
"I'm so sorry to hear you all don't have much time for fun." My sympathy was genuine, and my curiosity goaded me to keep questioning her. "What is your name, my dear? Where are you from?"
Her expression instantly lit up. "I'm Chelsie. I'm originally from a small town two hours south of the capital by the bullet train." She plunged the mink-like mitt between my thighs and gave it a swirl about my clitoris. I jumped up and squealed, then gave her a quick peck on the cheek for her cheekiness. She giggled. "I like you, Brandi."
"I like you, too, Chelsie. You seem an honest, sensible, young lady." And one that didn't seem to know that she wasn't human. Or was it an act? I was about to question her some more when we were interrupted by my cinnamon-skinned lover who had been observing us from across the way for some time.
"Sensible isn't the word I'd use to describe Miss Chelsie," the exotic beauty murmured. She struck a daring pose, hands on slender hips, her naked pelvis thrust forward revealing her shaven pussy, her rosy-brown nipples pointing straight ahead, mesmerizing me.
I took a deep breath to calm my over-stimulated nerves, currently being stimulated nicely by Chelsie's digits. "Ooo, if she's not sensible, how would you describe Chelsie, then?"
"I'd describe Chelsie as curious and ready to shag at a moment's notice." Cinnamon strode toward the tub and shook her head. "Oh, no, no, no. You can't get her cleaned properly that way. Let's get Brandi into the shower booth. You take one side. I'll take the other."
Chelsie giggled. "Oh, yes, please."
Sometimes I don't know what gets into me—well, that's not exactly true. Huge strap-ons and men's cocks get into me frequently, but sometimes girls just want to have fun…with each other in a shower.
