STORY EXCERPT

Jalen felt his stomach tighten, trying to hold back his laughs. Daniel was still trying to be kind to the ‘nice little woman.’ He almost snorted out loud. Even as a kid, she wasn’t nice. She’d never be intentionally mean to anyone, but you learned fast not to mess with her. She was also a champion of the kids that were bullied. She hated bullies with a passion, and if she saw one in action, she usually knocked them flat.

If Jalen remembered right, she had quite a following all through high school that she wasn’t happy about.

Her spine straightened. “My proper name is Josephine.”

“Oh, that’s much better. I’ll call you that.”

She growled low in her throat and started for him.

Jalen was biting his own finger to keep it together when Daniel put his hands up to protect himself and kept going backward until his back hit the wall.

Joey poked her finger into Daniel’s chest, making the six-foot-four muscular man say ‘ow,’ several times. Since Joey was only five three, there was quite the height difference. Not that it mattered to her.

“Listen to me, butthead, you will never call me that fucking name… ever! Do you understand?”

Daniel flinched with his hands up to his face, and he tried to cover up his balls with his knee raised and bent sideways. He stared down at her. “I like the name. What’s the big fucking deal?”

Joey took a step back and put her hands on her hips. She opened her mouth to yell at him.

Daniel interrupted. “You’re pretty.”

Joey stood dumbfounded. She looked over her shoulder at Jalen and pointed to Daniel with her thumb again. “Did you bring me some special needs person? I don’t have time to take care of him.”

Daniel grunted. “I’m not special needs, lady. I was just being nice.”

She narrowed her eyes to him and growled. “Fuck nice.”

Daniel’s head snapped back, hitting the wall, and then his attitude came out with a vengeance. He stood to his full height, towering over her and scowling.

“Did you just say, ‘fuck nice’?”

She smirked and took a step towards him instead of away like most people did when Daniel looked pissed. “Fuck yes. What’s your fucking problem?”

“Jesus Christ, woman. I don’t think you should have a potty mouth.”

“Oh, really? You get to say fuck, but I don’t?”

He nodded. “Yeah. Because I’m a guy…”

She kicked him with her boots right on the shin.

“Oomph,” he whined as her kick landed. He bent over and cradled his injured shin. “Why the fuck did you do that?”

“Because I hate stupid people,” she hissed.

Jalen snorted and kept filming.

“If you’re going to be around me, there are rules.” She held up a finger. “One, don’t call me Josephine. Unless you want to get hurt.” She raised two fingers. “Two, stop being stupid. I hate stupid people. They should all be eradicated from the earth.”

Jalan hid behind a cabinet and kept filming. This was going better than he thought. Daniel had said that same thing not a week ago.

Daniel scowled down at her while he ran his hand up and down his injured shin. “Are there any more, sweet pea?” he asked snidely.

She narrowed her eyes. “I’ll make them up as we go along. How’s that, Cujo?”

Daniel sneered. “Fine. I look forward to them.” He stood straight. “Why the hell are you calling me Cujo? He was that rabid dog, wasn’t he?”

“Yes. At first, he’s a sweet loving dog. But then he turns into this beast that snarls and snaps.”

Daniel grinned. “You think I’m sweet?”

She scrunched up her face like she smelled something rotten. “Oh, fuck no. It was just the first name I came up with.”

Daniel growled.

She threw her arm out. “There you go, Cujo.”

Jalen couldn’t hold it in and started laughing, gaining both of their attention. He hurriedly put away his phone when they both narrowed their eyes at him.

“God, you two are so much alike it’s scary.”

Joey looked up at Daniel and frowned. “I look like that?” she asked and scrunched up her face again.

“Hey, I’ll have you know, I am the most handsome man in the department. Everyone says so.”

She snorted. “Not.” She tossed her head in Jalen’s direction. “Now, he’s handsome.”

“Not more handsome than me,” Daniel growled.

“Oh, yeah, way more than you,” she told him.

“That’s fucking bullshit.” He threw his arm out towards Jalen. “He’s handsome but in a fucking pretty boy sort of way.”

She shook her head. “No. I think he’s ruggedly handsome.” She shivered. “He gives me the shivers.”

“I’m handsome and give you the shivers, too.”

She snorted. “I’d say you were handsome on a good day, and you make my stomach hurt.”

“That’s bullshit. I see your fucking tits. I turn you on, sweet pea.”

She looked down at his crotch, and her eyes widened. “Do you have a fucking pipe in there?”

Daniel smiled smugly. “No, that’s my cock. I’m well-endowed,” he said with an overly exaggerated amount of male pride.

She studied him for a moment, making both men nervous. She nodded. “Okay, let me see it,” she said and reached for his pants.

Daniel gasped and put both hands over his crotch. “Absolutely not,” he croaked.

She rolled her eyes. “Are you a pussy?”

“Fuck, no. You’re just coming on really strong.”

She crossed her arms over her chest. “I didn’t mean to scare you, princess.”

Jalen burst out laughing again, but they ignored him. It was fascinating to watch them. If he had to choose to go to a Superbowl football game or watch these two, he’d pick them. Hands down.

“Princess?” Daniel shouted and stood tall again.

Jalen raised his hand. “I’m hungry. Can we get a pizza?”

They both scowled his way.

Daniel shrugged. “Whatever, man. You know what I like.”

She tapped her chin with her finger. “Let me guess. You like everything but no anchovies?”

He chuckled. “Fuck, you’re spot on, sweet pea. Now, let me guess yours. You like everything except anchovies and mushrooms?”

Her mouth dropped open. “How did you know that?”

“I read the pizza box in the fridge.”

“That’s cheating.”

Daniel just chuckled and shrugged.

Jalen turned away and ordered the pizzas. He was in total shock when he came back a few minutes later, and they were hugging and apologizing to each other.

“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be so aggressive,” she said.

“I didn’t either.” He hugged her tightly against his chest.

Jalen looked around, stupefied, thinking a candid camera or something was waiting to catch his confusion and disbelief.

They parted and smiled at each other.

“How about we get Joey’s things in a while we’re waiting for the food,” Daniel suggested and headed out the door. “I don’t want you picking anything heavy up, sweet pea.”

“Are you fucking kidding me? Who do you think packed the shit?”

Before Jalen made it to the front door, they were already at it again. He exhaled in relief. The world was the way it was supposed to be. He thought he’d been in the Twilight Zone for a moment.

ADULT EXCERPT

She shrieked when he dropped her down onto her back and then pulled off her clothes until she lay there, sprawled out and naked.

“Fuck, yeah, give me that pussy,” Daniel growled and shoved her legs apart to make room for his broad shoulders.

She screamed when his mouth latched on to her cunt and sucked and licked as if he was trying to gather every drop of her cream. She’d never had anyone face fuck her that well before.

Her attention turned when another hot body moved to her side.

Jalen cupped her face, turned it, and took her mouth. She moaned when he thrust his tongue, sending her desire higher.

“You’re both going to fuck me?” she asked when Jalen attached his mouth to one of her tits and sucked firmly.

Jalen chuckled. “Did we forget to mention we wanted to share you?”

She thrust her fingers into his hair to hold him. Hell, yeah. Her dream come true. “No, you forgot to mention that.”

Daniel raised his head. She almost came at the look of desire on his face and the wetness of her cum over his lips and chin.

“Fuck, you taste like cherries.”

She tried to snort, but it turned into a groan when he went down on her again.

“You’ll have to get used to it,” Daniel murmured against her pussy.

“I want to taste one of you,” she begged.

The men flipped her onto her hands and knees.

“I’ll take this mouth,” Jalen said. He positioned himself at her head as he stroked his cock.

She heard a rustle, and then two huge hands gripped her hips from behind.

“This cunt is mine.”

A scream tore from her mouth as Daniel shoved the first few inches of his cock into her. Fuck, the man was built. She could feel the burn as she stretched, and he wasn’t even halfway in.

“Open,” Jalen said.

She opened, and he instantly slid his cock in until it bumped the back of her throat. She relaxed her throat to let him in and breathed through her nose.

Sucking cock hadn’t been one of her favorite things in the past, but with Jalen’s taste and the sounds of pleasure that came from him, it was turning it into one of her preferences.

She lifted her head when Daniel pushed his last inches into her. “Fuck.”

“Is he hurting you?”

She glanced up at Jalen as he knelt on the mattress in front of her. “No, It’s not the hurting kind of pain but more the pleasurable erotic pain. You both are fucking huge.”

Jalen chuckled. “Open your mouth. I want you to suck me.”

She immediately started sucking vigorously, smiling when a deep groan was wrenched from his throat. Her cry followed as Daniel pistoned in and out of her tight cunt. She felt herself tighten unbearable around Daniel.

“Don’t let her come, Daniel. Not until she sucks me dry.”

Daniel grunted and slowed down, but his fingers dug into her hips with the effort it took him to slow. She knew she’d have some bruises tomorrow, but it only excited her more.

She ramped up her effort, taking Jalen deeper into her throat and swallowing several times. She knew he wouldn’t last long if she did that.

Jalen’s head fell back, and his eye closed as his orgasm hit. She felt the first spurt of his semen hit the back of her throat and swallowed until nothing was left, and he pulled out.

“Now, it’s my turn,” Daniel growled. He started pumping inside of her, making her take every inch of him. His thrusts went faster and harder.

She knew she wouldn’t last. She grabbed onto one of Jalen’s hands and let herself go.

“Oh, fuck, she’s so fucking tight,” Daniel cried.

A scream tore from her throat as wave after wave of the strongest orgasm she’d ever had took her sanity. She fell to her elbows and rested her head on the mattress as her heart galloped in her chest, and her breathing pumped into her lungs. She felt him grow bigger, and then a deep groan tore from his mouth.

He jerked a few times and then fell forward, barely holding himself up with his hands so he didn’t flatten her.

She grimaced when he jerked out and then collapsed on the mattress. Jalen chuckled and pulled her up, so her head was on a pillow. He dragged the blanket up and over them and then drew her back against his chest.

Daniel came back from taking care of his condom and fell face first onto the bed.

“Jesus, woman, I think you killed me.”

She giggled and then sighed when he adjusted himself so her head could lay on his shoulder.

“You better get used to the idea that the three of us are going steady.”

She lifted her head to stare at him. “Steady? Really?”

Daniel pressed a kiss to her forehead. “Fuck yeah.”

She looked over her shoulder at Jalen and smiled at the grin on his face. “Steady?” she asked him.

“That’s what the man said,” Jalen shrugged and told her.

She laid back down. The three of them together in a relationship was something she hadn’t thought could happen, but the more she thought about it, the more excited she became.

Most of her ex-boyfriends couldn’t keep up with her, and it had always frustrated her. Having two men would solve that problem. The fact they were perfect for her in different ways made the decision easy.

She had two boyfriends. Life would never be dull, she thought.